Vegetarians
There
are lots of different kinds of vegetarians. Some vegetarians will eat
anything as long as it is a vegetable. Some will eat anything as long
as it doesn't involve killing an animal. Some will only eat a
vegetable if it doesn't involve killing the plant. These are called
fruitarians. You can eat a peach without killing the peach tree, but
if you eat a carrot, that carrot is a goner. Eating a fruit is like
eating your sweet patootie. You can enjoy the sweet juices without
killing the mama.
Some
vegetarians only eat free range vegetables, ones that have never been
enslaved by evil human masters. Others are more catholic. They will
even eat eggs or at least unfertilized eggs. Some will only eat the
eggs of free range chickens even though most free range chicken eggs
have been fertilized. Some vegetarians even eat free range chickens,
but not enslaved chickens. Some drink milk and eat
cheese even if it was produced by an enslaved cow or goat. Almost all
cows and goats are enslaved in one way or another.
A
lot of vegetarians will eat fish, only free range fish of course, but
not those caught by bottom dragging nets or long lines with viciously
sharp hooks. They only eat fish that are lured into your hands by
making loving kissing noises. For some reason, most of the
vegetarians that do eat fish won't eat fish eggs. Perhaps killing one
fish is okay, but the thought of killing what potentially could be
thousands of little fishies is not supportable.
Many
of my friends object to eating sausages and other salty luncheon
meats. They say, “You don't know what went into that sausage. If
you ever visited a sausage making plant, you would never eat meat
again!” My idea is this: Most vegans eat grains, only free range
grains of course. Now, cows also eat grains and part of that grain
goes into making the cow's asshole. So when you eat grains it is the
same thing as eating a cow's asshole.
I
am the type of vegetarian that will eat anything including
vegetables.
P.S.
Although I say that I will eat anything, I am not a dog. I do not eat
excrement.
