Eddy's Ideas

Friday, February 10, 2012

I'm thinking that I just created a blog.

Posted by Eddy Woodward at 12:54 PM

Eddy Woodward: Eddy Woodard (his current earth name) is a former agent of an alien power who now professes allegiance to Earth and its government. He has claimed that earth has always been his favorite planet. He currently lives on the equator, as close to the ecliptic plane as feasible. The happy owner of two black labs, both beautiful but a little dim-witted, he is the property of a medium sized but apparently quite ferocious black and white tom cat who returns every morning with new cuts, scratches, scrapes and bites. Occasionally the tom brings back a dead rat or decapitated medium sized bird. These are not for human consumption. Woodard thinks that sexual activity between adults is the greatest thing ever and participates in this activity as often as humanly possible. He has spent the last 40 earth years trying to understand the communication habits and protocols between the two human sexes. This with only limited success. At present a hetero male human, he avers to be a type of vegetarian; “I will eat anything, even vegetables.”

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